1 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:19,005 [Samir] Can you turn down the photo of my grandpa, please? 2 00:00:19,072 --> 00:00:20,373 [Billie] Yep. 3 00:00:25,685 --> 00:00:29,491 Boys and girls of Bayside, Queens, welcome to acid night. 4 00:00:29,559 --> 00:00:31,429 -Thank you. -Here we go. 5 00:00:31,462 --> 00:00:33,635 Tonight, we will be watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. 6 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,538 -[gasps] -Oh! 7 00:00:35,671 --> 00:00:37,842 Synced up with Green Day's album Warning, because together they time out 8 00:00:37,909 --> 00:00:40,214 perfectly to tell the story of the human condition. 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,185 -So true. -Totally. 10 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,556 Now, it is very important before dropping acid to set an intention. 11 00:00:44,589 --> 00:00:48,296 For instance, my intention tonight is to see beauty in the mundane. 12 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,100 -Oh... [muttering] -And if there is time, 13 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:52,237 see my mother as more of a person and less of a symbol. Issa. 14 00:00:52,437 --> 00:00:56,647 My intention is to understand the stock market once and for all. 15 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:58,016 -Billie. -Uh, okay. 16 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:00,387 I am hoping to finally process my parents' divorce. 17 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:02,091 Oh. From 14 years ago? 18 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:05,230 I didn't have time back then. Model UN was all or nothing. 19 00:01:05,363 --> 00:01:08,036 -Mmm. -My intention is just to enjoy. 20 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,140 -Oh. -And to convince Samir to do acid with us. 21 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:11,978 -No. No. I-- -Yes. Could you, please? 22 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,914 Because again, Samir, we do not need a trip sitter. 23 00:01:14,214 --> 00:01:16,386 -No, I can't. I can't do acid. -[Anton] Why? 24 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,657 Because last time I did acid, a photograph was sent. 25 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:20,127 -[Paul] What? -He sent a dick pic. 26 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:21,530 -Okay. -To his aunt. 27 00:01:21,597 --> 00:01:22,298 No! 28 00:01:22,497 --> 00:01:23,902 -Dude! -It's fine. 29 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:25,871 The dick just happened to be in the background. It... 30 00:01:25,871 --> 00:01:25,905 The dick just happened to be in the background. It... It was a feet pic, mostly. 31 00:01:25,905 --> 00:01:28,076 It was a feet pic, mostly. 32 00:01:28,645 --> 00:01:30,114 I'ma set the timer for you guys. 33 00:01:30,246 --> 00:01:31,717 Okay. Hey, for 30 minutes, please. 34 00:01:31,784 --> 00:01:34,022 -[Samir] Okay. -Timer, Samir, not cook time. 35 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:35,725 -I know. -[microwave starting] 36 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:37,194 -Shit. -[Paul] Okay. 37 00:01:37,294 --> 00:01:38,764 Get ready for a night of clarity and bliss. 38 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:42,506 -Trip commences in T-minus 30. -[Issa] I'm so excited. 39 00:01:42,572 --> 00:01:44,408 [Paul] Okay. Okay, okay. Ready? 40 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:47,215 -Okay, three, two, one. -One, two, three. 41 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,717 [?? music starts] 42 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,328 [chittering, grunting] 43 00:01:57,502 --> 00:01:59,038 Did anyone else just see that? 44 00:01:59,238 --> 00:02:00,007 -Yep. -Yeah. 45 00:02:00,073 --> 00:02:00,976 -Mm-hmm. -I saw it. 46 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:02,512 That was real. Mm-hmm. 47 00:02:08,322 --> 00:02:11,830 Guys, listen up. Okay, in 27 minutes, we will be tripping balls, 48 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,435 and there cannot be a raccoon in this house. 49 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,939 -Okay? -Yeah. 50 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:17,609 -We will freak the fuck out. -I am freaking out. 51 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:19,813 -That's like acid-DEFCON 1. -[Issa] Totally. 52 00:02:19,913 --> 00:02:21,583 Billie and I will start by retracing its steps. 53 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,523 And I think I saw it come in from over here. 54 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:25,925 -Go get it. -Okay, great. 55 00:02:25,925 --> 00:02:25,958 -Go get it. -Okay, great. -Good luck, girls. 56 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:27,461 -Good luck, girls. -Okay. 57 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:28,631 I'm gonna get the broom. Can you just watch my pie? 58 00:02:28,698 --> 00:02:30,233 -I baked this. -And then... 59 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,803 You put on the pads and you go get him. 60 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,941 -[stammers] Sorry? No. -But you're the trip sitter. 61 00:02:33,941 --> 00:02:35,845 -Dude, that's not what a trip sitter does. -We're high right now! 62 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:38,684 -We're all equally not high right now. -But soon. 63 00:02:38,817 --> 00:02:40,454 I don't think it came in this way. 64 00:02:40,554 --> 00:02:43,460 No, no, stop thinking about that. I lied. 65 00:02:43,528 --> 00:02:45,264 -What? -About my intention. 66 00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:48,403 I don't care about the stock market, and I never, ever will. 67 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,474 -Okay. -My real intention tonight is to... 68 00:02:50,574 --> 00:02:53,847 [clears throat] ...have a talk with Paul Baker. 69 00:02:55,316 --> 00:02:56,453 Oh. Oh, oh, like a... 70 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:58,657 -like a capital T-talk? -Yes, capital T. 71 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:01,228 -Helvetica Bold, yes. -Wait, why? 72 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:03,066 Because we're in a funk. 73 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:07,575 Every time we are alone together, it is so weird and, like, forced. 74 00:03:07,642 --> 00:03:10,146 And I just thought we could do some acid together 75 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:14,087 and, like, really let our walls down, like we did on our trip to Maine. 76 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:16,393 -Wait, Maine, wasn't that when you-- -Pegged him? Yeah. 77 00:03:16,593 --> 00:03:18,229 [chuckles] Walls down. 78 00:03:18,496 --> 00:03:19,900 [Samir] And you guys want me to catch it. But then what? 79 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,870 -Raccoons have hands, you know? -[Paul] Yeah. 80 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,439 So, then it's just hand to hand. It's like best man wins-- 81 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:25,745 Hey, hey, can I tell you something? I lied, okay? 82 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:27,883 My intention isn't to find beauty in the mundane. 83 00:03:27,949 --> 00:03:30,888 That comes easy to me, okay? I wanna have a talk with Issa. 84 00:03:30,888 --> 00:03:32,358 -What? -Yeah. 85 00:03:32,425 --> 00:03:33,895 A talk about what? 86 00:03:33,962 --> 00:03:35,966 Dude, things have just been off with us lately. 87 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:38,169 You know, and relationship talks, dude, I'm so bad at them. 88 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:41,611 I get, like, nervous and clammy. I end every sentence with "Yes, queen." 89 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,146 -That's bad. -I know it's bad. 90 00:03:43,213 --> 00:03:44,849 It's horrible. It's outdated. 91 00:03:45,283 --> 00:03:48,122 And so, I just thought the acid could, you know, put us at ease, 92 00:03:48,189 --> 00:03:49,660 help us work through it. 93 00:03:50,027 --> 00:03:52,464 -Yeah. Okay. -Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:55,905 -You think it'll be fine though, right? -Well, I mean, yeah, I hope so. 95 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:58,243 Dude, she's brought so much good to my life. 96 00:03:58,309 --> 00:04:00,781 Queens, multivitamins. 97 00:04:00,881 --> 00:04:02,819 And she brought me my little broman baby boy. 98 00:04:02,885 --> 00:04:04,756 -Let's keep this between us, okay? -[Samir] Yeah. 99 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:07,529 -[Paul] Just until I talk to Issa. -[Samir stammers] 100 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:10,166 What are you two whispering about? 101 00:04:10,901 --> 00:04:13,173 -The raccoon. -There's a racoon in the house, yeah. 102 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,344 -Mmm. -Oh, okay, good, smart. 103 00:04:15,411 --> 00:04:18,149 'Cause if we whisper, it won't be able to hear our plan. 104 00:04:18,316 --> 00:04:19,720 -[Paul] Yes. -[sighing] Okay. 105 00:04:19,786 --> 00:04:21,657 -Okay, trip sitter, you're up. -Yes. 106 00:04:21,823 --> 00:04:23,159 -Time to catch it. -No. 107 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:24,829 -[Anton] You wanted this. -No. Why do I-- No. 108 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:26,700 You said you were a trip sitter. Here we go. 109 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,804 Call animal control. There's a whole department for this. 110 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:30,741 No, Samy, I don't wanna be tripping in front of city officials. 111 00:04:30,808 --> 00:04:32,578 Hey, guys, can I just... Can I say it? 112 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:36,453 I think we should just, you know... [grunts] 113 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,055 -[gasps] Uh-oh. -What? 114 00:04:38,055 --> 00:04:38,089 -[gasps] Uh-oh. -What? Put it out of its misery. 115 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:39,626 Put it out of its misery. 116 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:40,628 -You know, Old Yeller. -[Billie] Oh, my God! No! 117 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:42,030 Never seen it, but no. 118 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,366 Oh, I'd feel so bad. 119 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,070 If we are gonna kill it, 120 00:04:45,336 --> 00:04:49,077 we need to at least give it, like, one last amazing night. 121 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,152 -[racoon chittering] -[screaming] Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! 122 00:04:53,319 --> 00:04:54,757 -No! No! -[Issa] I mean it. 123 00:04:54,823 --> 00:04:56,091 -Go and kill it! -Samir, it's time. 124 00:04:56,158 --> 00:04:57,160 -No! Fuck this! -[all clamoring] 125 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,597 What are you doing? 126 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,269 -[panting] Yeah. -[Issa] No! 127 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,772 -No! -No, no, no. 128 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:05,009 -Samir, don't do that. -This is all our problem now. 129 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:05,043 -Samir, don't do that. -This is all our problem now. -[Issa] Yeah, no! 130 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,780 -[Issa] Yeah, no! -Samir! 131 00:05:06,813 --> 00:05:08,082 Oh, my God. 132 00:05:08,149 --> 00:05:12,090 Dude, that is, like, so much more than we took. 133 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:13,927 What? 134 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:22,277 [Billie] It goes in, boom, trapped. 135 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:25,383 Hmm, I just feel like we need a thicker heel. 136 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:29,759 [clears throat] Hey, uh, just between us, I think maybe we should 137 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:33,132 give Issa and Paul Baker some space tonight, you know? 138 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,669 Oh, for their talk. 139 00:05:34,736 --> 00:05:36,339 What? How did you know Issa wants to have a talk? 140 00:05:36,472 --> 00:05:38,376 Wait, Issa wants to have a talk too? 141 00:05:38,911 --> 00:05:40,047 Paul Baker wants to have a talk? 142 00:05:40,114 --> 00:05:41,282 -No. -Hmm? 143 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:43,688 Yes. No, no, no. What? 144 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:45,256 Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no. 145 00:05:45,323 --> 00:05:47,094 Oh, my God, this is so much worse than I thought. 146 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,899 -What? Why? -This is science camp all over again. 147 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,939 Oh, my... No, Billie. Stop, okay? 148 00:05:52,939 --> 00:05:55,410 Your parents did not get divorced because you went to science camp. 149 00:05:55,477 --> 00:05:58,918 Yes, they did, Samir. I was the glue, and then I went to make model rockets 150 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:01,422 in rural Pennsylvania, and when I got back, they were separated. 151 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:03,259 How is that like this? 152 00:06:03,492 --> 00:06:07,835 'Cause I've been MIA. I've been MIA. I've been going on dates, 153 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:11,810 and I've been on the job hunt, and, apparently, I've left you guys clueless. 154 00:06:11,943 --> 00:06:13,847 -[Anton] Hey, guys. -[shushes] Anton. 155 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,553 [clears throat] 156 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:19,491 Are you guys talking about me? 157 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:21,663 -No. No. -No. 158 00:06:21,796 --> 00:06:23,901 I heard my name, so did I do something? 159 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,408 -No, I don't think we... No. I... -Did we say his name? 160 00:06:27,608 --> 00:06:31,817 Well, you're all whispering, so just tell me, is it a bathroom thing? 161 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,420 No, could never be that. 162 00:06:33,486 --> 00:06:35,323 You're perfect in the bathroom. 163 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:37,561 Okay. I'm leaving. 164 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:39,799 But I remain skeptical. 165 00:06:43,907 --> 00:06:46,580 Okay, whatever we do, we cannot tell Anton, okay? 166 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:49,318 He has an insanely guilty conscience, and he will get involved. 167 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:52,491 No, obviously. Issa and Paul Baker are grown-ups. 168 00:06:52,725 --> 00:06:54,863 -They're grown-ups! -And they can figure this out themselves. 169 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:57,669 Yes, no futzing. 170 00:06:57,736 --> 00:06:59,272 -No. -Okay? 171 00:06:59,539 --> 00:07:01,677 'Cause we are a group that historically has futzed. 172 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,714 Our futzing has sunk many a surprise party. 173 00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:04,883 But we're not gonna futz. 174 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,587 -No. -Nope, not this time. 175 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:08,089 Not tonight. 176 00:07:09,892 --> 00:07:11,228 No futzing. 177 00:07:16,071 --> 00:07:17,107 Issa, hey. 178 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:18,777 -Dude. -Yeah? 179 00:07:18,844 --> 00:07:20,714 Don't say I said anything, but Issa wants to talk to you. 180 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:23,954 Paul Baker actually wants to talk to you tonight. 181 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:26,358 -What? -She wants to talk with me? 182 00:07:26,425 --> 00:07:27,795 -Yeah. -About what? 183 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,632 What could he possibly wanna talk about? 184 00:07:31,468 --> 00:07:33,641 I'm making one last meal for the raccoon. Stay on track. 185 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:35,343 Do you think he's ending things? 186 00:07:35,577 --> 00:07:37,882 No. D-Do you? 187 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:40,688 Oh, my God, wait, remember 188 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:42,592 -what Paul Baker said about the raccoon? -What? 189 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:45,698 How the right thing to do would be to put it out of its misery? 190 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,369 Billie, I'm the raccoon. 191 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:50,039 No. 192 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:54,549 Paul Baker is gonna put me out of my misery. Oh, my God. 193 00:07:54,716 --> 00:07:55,617 Oh, he's breaking up with me. 194 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,754 Dude, what if this is bad? 195 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:58,957 Why is this happening? 196 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:01,930 Things just started going well for me. I have a girlfriend. I have a best friend. 197 00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:03,801 -[sighs] -Yeah, I can't lose him. 198 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,505 He's, like... He's my whole routine. 199 00:08:05,771 --> 00:08:08,176 -Like, he's, like... He's my-my thing. -[Billie] Issa. 200 00:08:08,243 --> 00:08:10,514 Why can't things just stay... stay the way they are? 201 00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:12,484 -Yeah. -Issa, stop, stop. 202 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:15,089 You are Issa fucking Damani. 203 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:16,258 Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:18,229 And you don't go down without a fight. 205 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,371 -Get my sex dress. -That's my girl. 206 00:08:22,772 --> 00:08:25,143 -It's on my dresser. It's damp. -Okay. What? 207 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:26,513 Okay. 208 00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:29,184 -Hey. -Hey. 209 00:08:29,184 --> 00:08:29,218 -Hey. -Hey. -What's up? 210 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,355 -What's up? -Nothing. 211 00:08:31,422 --> 00:08:32,592 Chilling. 212 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,397 -Did you futz? -What? No. No. 213 00:08:35,698 --> 00:08:38,302 -No, we said no futzing. Did you futz? -No. 214 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:40,608 -Great. Love you. -Great. Love you. 215 00:08:40,774 --> 00:08:42,711 And remember, don't tell Anton. 216 00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,153 Hey, man. 217 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,790 I know what you're all whispering about. 218 00:08:49,324 --> 00:08:50,628 -You do? -Mm-hmm. 219 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,064 I figured it out. 220 00:08:52,163 --> 00:08:55,002 You think I let the raccoon in, don't you? 221 00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:57,642 -Oh-- -But I didn't, Samir. 222 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:01,115 It was not me, okay? So you can all stop talking about it. 223 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:03,185 Okay. Yeah, we'll-we'll stop-- 224 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:03,186 Okay. Yeah, we'll-we'll stop-- It was me. It was me. 225 00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:05,156 It was me. It was me. 226 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,893 I let the raccoon in. 227 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,764 But I didn't know there were raccoons in the area. 228 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,233 -Like, what? -You're fine. 229 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,170 I knew that there were raccoons in the area. 230 00:09:12,237 --> 00:09:14,275 I knew that. That's a fact that I knew. Okay? 231 00:09:14,342 --> 00:09:16,179 -But I didn't leave food out. -Nobody said that you left food out. 232 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:18,416 I put my pie on the windowsill, and then I opened the window. 233 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,089 But it's not my fault, Samir. That's how you cool a pie. 234 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,892 -It was hot. -Hey, you're fine. 235 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,730 -You're okay. You're okay. -It's how you cool a pie. 236 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:25,998 I promise you're fine. 237 00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:28,737 This raccoon is tearing us apart. 238 00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:34,515 [gasps] Stop. 239 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,285 -When you freak out... -I'm not... 240 00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:38,422 You-Your body tensed, and then I thought it was there. 241 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:40,359 -[Samir] Okay, well, I'm tense. -Anton, I'm using your pie as bait. 242 00:09:40,359 --> 00:09:40,360 -[Samir] Okay, well, I'm tense. -Anton, I'm using your pie as bait. 243 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,830 -What? No. -Sorry. 244 00:09:41,963 --> 00:09:43,132 [Anton] You haven't even tried it. 245 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:44,936 [Samir] Anton, enough with the pie. 246 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,105 -[Anton] Is it up there? -[Samir] No, it's not up there. 247 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,612 -Hey. -Whoa. 248 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:53,587 -What's going on there? -I don't know. 249 00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:55,591 Where'd you get all the jewelry? 250 00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:57,260 -Oh, this? -Yeah. 251 00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:00,668 I just happened upon it in Samir's mom's safe. 252 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:04,141 [Paul] Is that a locket with a baby photo of Samir? 253 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:05,712 -[Issa] That depends. Do you like it? -What? What? 254 00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,047 -[hissing] -[gasps] 255 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:09,351 -Issa. Issa. Issa. -Issa. Issa. Issa! 256 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,188 -Not now. Not now! -What? 257 00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,457 Look down. Down! 258 00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,896 -[Paul] Anton? -[Anton] No, not at you. Down! 259 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:17,066 -[shrieks] -[chittering] 260 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,235 Oh, shit! 261 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,606 [shushing] 262 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,776 Guys, guys, guys, it's staring in my soul. 263 00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,847 It's looking at me. It's looking inside of me. 264 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,951 Wait, I think it... I think it likes the shiny... 265 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,554 -Yeah. -What do I do? What do I do? 266 00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:29,025 I think it likes your necklaces. 267 00:10:29,157 --> 00:10:30,761 -Are you sure? -[Paul] Issa, Issa. 268 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:33,066 -Lure it. Lure it. Don't worry, he's... -[gasping] Oh. 269 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,067 [all clamoring] 270 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,203 Oh, okay. 271 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,340 -[Paul] You got this. -[Anton] Yes. 272 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,750 -Hey. -[chitters] 273 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:44,321 -[Anton] Good. -[Paul] Nice. Yes, yes! 274 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:45,924 [Anton] Great, yes! 275 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,631 -Good shake. Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:50,199 Here you come, all the way out. 277 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,505 -Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do, big boy. -Yes! 278 00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:56,445 Oh, it's working. That's great. Yes. Oh, my God! He's there. 279 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:00,053 -He's there. You got it! -[Paul] It's working. It's working. 280 00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:01,757 -Issa, you're a genius. -Nice! Nice! 281 00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,058 -Oh, my God. -You want me? 282 00:11:03,192 --> 00:11:04,729 -Get back in! -You can't have me. 283 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,298 -Yes! -Oh. [sighing] 284 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,735 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 285 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,806 [laughs] I'm a sex symbol! 286 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,075 Aw. Thank you-- 287 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,079 -[yelling] -It evolved! It evolved! 288 00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:15,818 -[screams] -What the fuck is that? 289 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,120 -[chittering] -[Paul] Close the door. 290 00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:19,090 -Oh, motherfucker! -No! 291 00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,461 -[Paul] Fuck! -How did they all hear about this house? 292 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:30,079 What was that, man? She had her sex dress on. 293 00:11:30,246 --> 00:11:32,718 She was trying to have sex with me. Why would she want to fuck me right now? 294 00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:34,221 I don't know. I don't know, okay. 295 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:35,925 -[sighing] -People act out in emergencies. 296 00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:37,961 She's scared. The raccoon's scared. 297 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:39,732 I-I don't even know how the possum's feeling. 298 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,872 Wait, uh, what was she saying before about the raccoon? 299 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,174 -Yeah. -How she wanted to give it 300 00:11:44,341 --> 00:11:46,178 -one last big night? -Yeah. 301 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,382 Shit in hell, dude, she's breaking up with me. 302 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:49,552 -Yes. -No, no. 303 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,422 -No. -Samy, I'm the raccoon. 304 00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:54,461 She wants to give me one last hurrah. It's a metaphor. 305 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:55,964 -No. -Yes. 306 00:11:56,031 --> 00:11:57,869 Wow. What-What-What is going through her head? 307 00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,939 She think I only care about sex? 308 00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:02,912 Okay. Then-Then, hey, we reject the hurrah, right? 309 00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:04,448 We slide the hurrah 310 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,085 -right back across the table. -You can do that? 311 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:07,521 We remind her that you want more than just sex. 312 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:07,555 We remind her that you want more than just sex. I do want more than just sex. 313 00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:09,324 I do want more than just sex. 314 00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:11,261 -Great. -I don't know how to say that to her, man. 315 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:13,365 That's the relationship shit I fucking suck at. 316 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,504 Okay, maybe, maybe, maybe you don't say anything. 317 00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,441 -[sighs] -Maybe you just need a grand gesture. 318 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,980 Hmm. Yeah, I'll rip off fucking Love Actually, 319 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,482 and then she'll dump me for being corny. 320 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,419 -Yeah, dude. -Unless... 321 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,460 [both] She's never seen it. 322 00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,197 Mmm! 323 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,337 Dude, you're so smart! You're so smart! 324 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,748 -[doorbell rings] -Okay. Okay. 325 00:12:37,815 --> 00:12:39,685 -Issa. -[Issa] Yeah? 326 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,426 -Can you, um, get the door, please? -What? No. You get the door. 327 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:45,931 -But, please? -What? 328 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:49,070 -Issa, just get the door, like, what? -I... I always get the door. 329 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,576 Okay, well, I always build the traps, like... 330 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:55,449 -?? Silent night... ?? -Oh. [chuckles] 331 00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:55,483 -?? Silent night... ?? -Oh. [chuckles] Why-- Why are you out-- Oh. 332 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,523 Why-- Why are you out-- Oh. 333 00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:58,524 Why-- Why are you out-- Oh. [raccoon grunting] 334 00:12:58,524 --> 00:12:59,892 [raccoon grunting] 335 00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:02,230 [Anton] Oh, my God. 336 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,168 [gasps] There it is. Okay. 337 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:08,042 -Issa, who's at the door? -Um, it's animal control. 338 00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:10,648 Great. Okay, bring 'em in. The raccoon's right here. 339 00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:12,885 [Issa] "Things feel crazy right now." 340 00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:15,123 I know. There's so many animals in the house. 341 00:13:15,222 --> 00:13:17,595 Issa, what's taking so long? Bring them in. 342 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:21,102 Issa, he's looking directly at me. 343 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,705 -Let's go! -Why are you subtitled? 344 00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:24,943 It's getting on the table. It's getting on the table. 345 00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:27,915 Oh, it's going-- It's going to the pie. Eat the pie. Eat the pie. 346 00:13:28,115 --> 00:13:31,288 It-It's flaky and-and yummy. I baked that. I baked that for you. 347 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,693 -Yes, I did. Buttery flaky crust. -[Billie] Get the basket. 348 00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:35,597 -[Anton] You will love it. -[Billie] Get the... 349 00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:37,301 [Anton] Eat the pie. Yes, it's crumbly and delicious. 350 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,137 -It's... What is it doing? -No. 351 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:41,709 -[Billie] No, don't eat that. No. -[Anton] Oh, God. 352 00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,580 -What is it doing? It'll eat the acid. -No. 353 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,882 [Anton] It's eating the acid. 354 00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,520 -No. No. No! -It is eating the acid! 355 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,654 Oh, my God. 356 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:49,157 Grab it! Grab it! Grab it. 357 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,963 -[racoon chittering] -[all screaming] 358 00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,167 [screaming] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 359 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,341 "I don't just want to have sex with you." 360 00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,244 -[Samir] Oh, my God, it's chewing through! -What? 361 00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:01,115 -[Samir] It's chewing through! -I can feel its heartbeat! 362 00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:02,384 -[Billie screaming] -Oh, my God! 363 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,087 [all screaming] 364 00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,991 [Anton] What do I do? What do I do? Its nails! I feel its nails! 365 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:07,662 -[sobs] What? -[Paul] No. 366 00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:11,101 -[Anton] What the fuck? -[Paul] Iss. It's from a movie! 367 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,605 Issa, where is animal control? 368 00:14:12,672 --> 00:14:13,941 I sent them home! 369 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,711 -What? [screaming] -Bear down. 370 00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:17,247 -[Anton] Oh, I can feel its heartbeat! -Bear down, Anton. 371 00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:20,654 -B-E-A-R or B-A-R? -B-A-R, 372 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:20,687 -B-E-A-R or B-A-R? -B-A-R, or... Fuck... B-R... Fuck. 373 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,290 or... Fuck... B-R... Fuck. 374 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:24,361 [Anton] Either way, I don't know what it means, Samir. 375 00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:27,400 [grunts] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 376 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:32,511 I just think it's crazy that I literally asked what "bear down" means 377 00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:34,815 and people were just, like, yelling at me. 378 00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:38,022 -I really thought you knew. -No, and I know most terms. 379 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:40,126 -Okay. I'm gonna get you tissues. -Yeah. 380 00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,063 Like I minored in English lit, okay? 381 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:44,635 -Like, I'm really smart. -I know, I was there. 382 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,004 -[sobbing] -[door opens] 383 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,144 Aw. 384 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,783 -What happened? -[sniffles] 385 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,085 He dumped me. 386 00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:56,626 -No. -On giant paper. 387 00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:02,404 -He just doesn't wanna have sex with me. -[sighs] 388 00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:06,011 Which is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. 389 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,448 Wait, Iss, did you read this? 390 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,019 -"I don't just wanna have sex with you." -[Issa crying] 391 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:12,456 -Please... Please, please. -No, Issa. 392 00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,630 "I don't just want to have sex with you." 393 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,037 I don't think he's dumping you. I... 394 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,474 I think he's asking to open the relationship. 395 00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,644 [sniffles] 396 00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,721 Wait, what? [sniffles] 397 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:27,722 Wait, what? [sniffles] I mean it's not-- 398 00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:29,290 I mean it's not-- 399 00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:34,267 But why-why would he wanna have an open relationship. 400 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:43,520 [clears throat] The raccoon is in big trouble. 401 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:47,027 Did the raccoon explain its, uh, point of view? 402 00:15:47,226 --> 00:15:48,530 Oh, the raccoon tried. 403 00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:50,767 Yeah, but then the raccoon made it worse. 404 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:55,009 Oh. Dude, I don't know why the raccoon can't do anything right! 405 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:03,025 I got you tissues. 406 00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:07,233 So am I the fucking raccoon or what? 407 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,137 -Oh, my God. What? -Whoa! No! 408 00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:11,843 Then what the hell have you all been whispering about all night? 409 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:14,448 Oh, my God! Billie, Billie, you have to tell him. 410 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,951 -Just tell me. -He's losing his mind. 411 00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:17,755 -Tell me. -Okay, fine. 412 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:22,430 Issa and Paul Baker each planned this whole night 413 00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,167 so that they could have a... 414 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:26,438 talk. 415 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:27,775 Oh. 416 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,612 -Like a talk, talk? -Yeah. 417 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:32,684 -Is it bad? -I don't know. But look at me. 418 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:34,989 You cannot futz. 419 00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:37,728 We've known all night and we've both resisted the urge to futz. 420 00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,732 -Mm-hmm. -So, you should be like us. 421 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:43,540 I'm obviously not gonna futz, you guys. When have I futzed? 422 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:45,442 I'm not futzing. 423 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,286 [sighs] I'm just so tired. Do you know what I mean? 424 00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,156 -I'm falling asleep. -Yeah. 425 00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:54,662 I just want to be, like, snuggly watching 426 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:57,367 moms restocking their pantries on TikTok when the acid hits. 427 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,705 -That sounds nice, yeah. -Are you gonna be mad? 428 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:01,175 -No, no. -[Anton] Okay. 429 00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:02,878 You go, we'll-we'll take care of the animals. 430 00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:04,214 Okay. Thanks, guys. 431 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:06,251 -I love you. -Love you. 432 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,488 -Love you. -[Anton] Thanks for the tissues. [sighs] 433 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,359 Sorry. 434 00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:14,969 [?? upbeat music playing] 435 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:20,045 -Um, hi. Uh, can-can we talk real quick? -Yeah, what's up? 436 00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:22,483 Are you and Issa okay? 437 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,622 Uh, yeah, why? What'd you hear? 438 00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,160 Nothing. I heard nothing. 439 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,801 I'm just... I don't want you guys, like, rushing into any decisions. 440 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,540 -[stammers] Rushing to what decisions? -[Issa] Paul Baker? 441 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,409 I just don't want anything to be my fault. 442 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:38,583 It's not gonna be your fault. You're okay. 443 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,789 Oh, my God! 444 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,800 Okay, cool. 445 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,770 You don't just... 446 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:50,674 wanna have sex with me? 447 00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:52,209 Yeah. 448 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,249 Great. 449 00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:00,794 So do it then. 450 00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:00,827 So do it then. -What? -I'm sorry, what? What? 451 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,965 -What? -I'm sorry, what? What? 452 00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:06,505 Come on, it's clear that there is something going on with you guys. 453 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,408 It's fine. 454 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:10,079 I know. 455 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:11,749 So you guys can just like... 456 00:18:12,684 --> 00:18:14,287 get it out of your systems. 457 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,957 Issa, we don't need to get it out of our systems. 458 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:18,964 -There's nothing in our systems. -[Issa] Okay, prove it. 459 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,099 Kiss. 460 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,270 I don't know what you want right now. 461 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,907 Issa, look at me. You're being crazy. 462 00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,543 What? No, I'm not. You literally have done it before. 463 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,581 -Not a big deal. -This is weird. 464 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,752 -This isn't weird. You're being weird. -I don't think it's me. 465 00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,889 -You're the one who barged in. -Like, if you would do it before then not. 466 00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:31,890 -You're the one who barged in. -Like, if you would do it before then not. 467 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,158 -Okay, fine. Guys, fine. Fine. -You're the one that walked in here-- 468 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,565 -Okay, can we talk now, please? -[Issa sighs] 469 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,441 Whoa! 470 00:18:41,809 --> 00:18:42,911 We don't need to talk. 471 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,786 I just want to be a part of it. 472 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,733 Is this really what you want, Iss? 473 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,470 This isn't about me. 474 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:57,406 This is about you. 475 00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:17,714 Okay, now, also me. Also... Yes. 476 00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,130 Don't be mad. 477 00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,935 I may have futzed a little. 478 00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:47,374 -Samir. -I know. 479 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,112 -Okay, yeah, fine. I futzed too. -Billie. 480 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,518 What? Okay, look, if Paul Baker wanted to open the relationship, 481 00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:54,555 -he should have just said so. -What? 482 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,191 I mean, I'm not sure that it's something she'll go for, but it's Issa, 483 00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:57,761 -she won't-- -Wait. Wait. Wait. 484 00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,263 Paul Baker does not want to open the relationship. 485 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,636 Why do you think that? 486 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,338 Uh, because of the giant card that he wrote her that said, 487 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:05,611 "I don't just want to have sex with you." 488 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:07,915 No. No, no, no, no. 489 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,219 It said, "I don't just want to have sex with you." 490 00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:12,657 Yeah, that's what I said. I said, "I don't just want to have sex with you," 491 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,828 meaning he wants to have sex with other people. 492 00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:17,000 No, no. Oh, my God. 493 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,903 "I don't just want to have sex with you," meaning he wants more than just sex. 494 00:20:19,237 --> 00:20:20,406 No. The emphasis was on the "you." 495 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,677 No, the emphasis was on the "just." 496 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,585 -Okay. -Okay. 497 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,627 [Issa, Paul moaning] 498 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,267 Now, you and me. 499 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,205 Us? Really? 500 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,309 -Mm-hmm. Mmm. -Mmm. 501 00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:39,711 Get in here. 502 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,489 -Is that my lip gloss? -Shh. Be present. 503 00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,026 [Anton] Yeah. Yeah. 504 00:20:57,814 --> 00:21:00,887 -[Anton sighs] -Uh, Paul Baker, stop. [giggles] 505 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:02,557 Your nails. [giggles] 506 00:21:02,757 --> 00:21:04,928 [Issa kissing, giggling] 507 00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:20,894 -Hey, hey, guys. Whoa. Whoa. -Guys. Oh. Whoa, whoa. 508 00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:22,764 [all screaming] 509 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,300 [hissing] 510 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,705 No! [screaming] 511 00:21:26,772 --> 00:21:28,409 Oh, my God! I'm seeing this for the first time just now! 512 00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:29,945 [all screaming] 513 00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:29,979 [all screaming] [screaming] Window! Window! 514 00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,049 [screaming] Window! Window! 515 00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:36,793 -Get it out! -Close it. Close it. Close it. 516 00:21:37,326 --> 00:21:39,096 Why do they all want me? 517 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,332 [screams] 518 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,936 [Paul exhales] 519 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,640 Why the fuck were you having a threesome on my bed? 520 00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:45,076 Because she wanted to break up with me. 521 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:46,713 Paul Baker wants to open the relationship. 522 00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:49,050 What? I don't wanna open the relationship. 523 00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:50,419 I wasn't breaking up with you. 524 00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:51,889 Why? [stammers] 525 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,499 -Yeah, uh, so we may have futzed. -We futzed. 526 00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:00,105 Just a little bit. 527 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,611 Okay. Okay. 528 00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:04,648 -We need to talk. -Yeah. 529 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:05,783 -Yeah. Should we sit? -[Samir] We do. 530 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,787 -I think it's best if-- -No. 531 00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:10,058 We... 532 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,062 need to talk. 533 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,100 Yeah. 534 00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:20,647 I mean, technically it was a foursome. 535 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,218 Can we not, please? 536 00:22:23,451 --> 00:22:24,588 I'm just saying. 537 00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:26,859 Why would I wanna be open? 538 00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:29,063 Because we haven't been connecting 539 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:34,307 and we have to try, like, so hard anytime we're alone together and... 540 00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:35,476 [Paul] Hmm. 541 00:22:36,411 --> 00:22:38,549 Why did you think I wanted to break up with you? 542 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,387 [sighs] You've just seemed so unhappy lately. 543 00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:45,429 Like you don't trust me. 544 00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:48,869 'Cause we almost just fucked a giant rat thing 545 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,441 'cause we don't know how to have a conversation with each other. 546 00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:56,118 All-All compelling reasons, yeah. 547 00:22:56,384 --> 00:22:57,186 Yeah. 548 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,890 [both chuckling] 549 00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:00,425 [door opens] 550 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:04,100 -[Issa clears throat] -Is everything okay? 551 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,236 Totally. 552 00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:07,875 -We're breaking up. -No. 553 00:23:07,942 --> 00:23:10,146 -What? -[Issa] Yes, yes. We are sad. 554 00:23:10,178 --> 00:23:11,648 Yes, we're okay. 555 00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:17,594 And most of all, it is our decision and nobody else's business. 556 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,032 [Samir] Mmm. 557 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,203 [Issa] Oh, my God! 558 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,506 -They wanna futz so bad. -Mmm. 559 00:23:23,639 --> 00:23:24,441 Okay, you guys each get one question. 560 00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:26,177 Go. Billie. 561 00:23:26,444 --> 00:23:28,081 Is there anything I could have done to prevent this? 562 00:23:28,415 --> 00:23:30,186 -No, this is not your fault... -No. 563 00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:32,657 ...nor is the fact that your dad fucked his secretary, Rhonda. 564 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,460 -See? -Thank you. 565 00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:38,101 -Samy. -Does this mean Paul Baker's moving out? 566 00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:42,209 That I don't know. 567 00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:43,580 No. 568 00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:45,750 -No? -No. 569 00:23:46,952 --> 00:23:48,690 Thanks, Iss. 570 00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:53,899 But I do think after tonight we should just not hook up with each other. 571 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,170 -Totally. -[Issa] Like within the group, right? 572 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,579 I mean this is crazy, so no more groupcest. [chuckles] 573 00:23:59,946 --> 00:24:01,682 -[Anton clears throat] -Anton. 574 00:24:01,749 --> 00:24:02,952 Was I the raccoon? 575 00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:06,124 -No. -[all] I was the raccoon. 576 00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:07,761 What? I thought... No, I know, I-I was the raccoon. 577 00:24:07,861 --> 00:24:10,533 -Oh. We are so bad at this. -[chittering] 578 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:12,771 -[thuds] -Okay, okay. 579 00:24:13,138 --> 00:24:15,042 -You guys, it's time. -[Paul] Yeah. 580 00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:18,783 Let's put this thing out of its misery. 581 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,587 Yeah. [chuckles] 582 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,858 -Everyone grab a weapon. -It's go time. 583 00:24:23,058 --> 00:24:24,160 [?? upbeat music playing] 584 00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:26,364 [Anton whispers] I don't have a weapon. 585 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,102 [Billie] Okay, find one. There's one on the ground. You can just grab one. 586 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,505 -[Anton] What? -[Billie] Grab one. 587 00:24:29,705 --> 00:24:31,207 Hey, buddy, buddy. 588 00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:34,447 -[racoon chittering] -Oh, oh. 589 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,917 [all gasp] 590 00:24:39,391 --> 00:24:40,660 Wait, guys. Guys. 591 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:41,996 [chittering] 592 00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:43,600 I think it's vibing out. 593 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:44,768 [chittering] 594 00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:47,073 -Oh, it's definitely tripping. -It's tripping. 595 00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:48,843 Okay, maybe we take the basket, right? 596 00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:52,216 -Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. Right? 597 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,356 Hey, pal, hey. Okay. Hi. 598 00:24:55,422 --> 00:24:56,525 -Hi! -Colors! 599 00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:58,261 Ready? Ready? 600 00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:00,132 [Paul, Anton] Three, two, one. 601 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,203 -Yep. Yep. -[Issa] Be careful. Careful. 602 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,107 -[Anton] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -It might be experiencing ego death. 603 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,475 -You got it? -I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 604 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:06,913 [Anton] Okay. Okay. Okay. 605 00:25:06,979 --> 00:25:10,620 Okay, okay. Oh. Oh. Don't bite me! 606 00:25:11,622 --> 00:25:12,958 [whimpers] 607 00:25:13,025 --> 00:25:15,162 [all cheering] 608 00:25:15,162 --> 00:25:16,331 [Samir] Oh, my God. 609 00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:17,399 [Issa] Oh, my God! 610 00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:18,937 [all sigh] 611 00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:20,238 Oh, my God. 612 00:25:21,174 --> 00:25:22,309 All right. 613 00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:24,047 [clicks] 614 00:25:24,213 --> 00:25:25,917 [?? "Church on Sunday" playing] 615 00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:32,597 Oh, great. 616 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,402 We just got all the critters out and now there's a little old lady in the corner. 617 00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:37,674 [microwave beeping] 618 00:25:39,410 --> 00:25:41,281 Oh, okay. 619 00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:43,118 Yeah, it hit. 620 00:25:43,185 --> 00:25:48,095 ?? Today is the first day Of the rest of our lives ?? 621 00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:54,173 ?? Tomorrow Is too late to pretend Everything's all right, now ?? 622 00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:58,582 ?? I'm not gonna see That yesterday never was ?? 623 00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:02,957 ?? When I say If I promise go to church On Sunday ?? 624 00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:05,462 ?? Will you go with me On Friday night? ?? 625 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:10,506 ?? If you live with me I'll die for you And this compromise ?? 626 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:15,169 ?? 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